season 3 aziraphale taking crowley’s glasses off sweet passionate kiss in the rain BAM hard cut to them making out on every surface in the bookshop like it’s a shitty 2008 teen movie
“they wouldn’t have sex they’re not humans” aziraphale ate half an ox
Absolutely love that we’re bringing the ox into this because it implies that not only would they have sex, they would do it to an extent that no human is even capable of
don’t mind me, just thinking about how in 1941 Aziraphale stepped in to cover for a magician who was specifically a deserter and ended up having to pull off a legitimately deadly trick, under intense scrutiny and pressure, with no miracle other than somebody he trusted
just thinking about how Aziraphale is now stepping in to cover for a deserter and is going to have to pull off the highest stakes magic trick of all time (saving humanity), under intense scrutiny and pressure, with no one he trusts immediately within reach
just thinking about a lone caraway seed and three cowrie shells, and the art of making sure your audience is looking exactly where you want them to look, so you can hide the trick in all the spaces they’re not paying attention to
just thinking about how he can only ever pull off a magic trick when it’s either very close quarters or vitally important
1941 crowley is so funny to me especially the bookshop scene because he’s like. he says “imagine i’m a man in uniform and i am just SO horny. i am painfully incredibly turned on and i need to see you do something. anything. haha what would. what would you do to m—i mean for me”
